It’s Thursday night and you are at happy hour with friends. After a few drinks, you are happy… and now hungry. You decide to go to dinner. You find a restaurant, check in, are seated and greeted by a friendly waiter. After he describes some food specials you don’t care about and a brief anecdote from his life you also don’t care about, he finally decides to leave. However, as he’s leaving, almost like an afterthought, he places a wine list delicately in the middle of table –